so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today
and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??
THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.
tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE
oh and wanna know what it was all near?
THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE
WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
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When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me
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