Don't Taunt the Fear Demon

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theamericankid:

I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.

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queenoftheussenterprise:

feadae:

queenoftheconfettiparade:

so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today

nbd

and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??

THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.

JENSEN ROAD

TENNANT AVENUE

WATSONVILLE

tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE

oh and wanna know what it was all near?

THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE

im done.

WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW

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ocular-pondscum:

beautifulnobody:

dayinthelifeofchris:

thatawkwarddisneymoment:

That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama. 

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

HOW?!?!

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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foreheadtittaes:

#DON’T PANDER TO ME KID #ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN THIRTEEN SECONDS #SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP COOK US IN OUR SEATS #AND WAIT ‘TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE O’ ANDORIAN SHINGLES #SEE IF YOU’RE SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING #SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE #i’m sorry for me

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• Dad: Have you seen my phone?
• You: I sent it off, I know not where.
• Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
• Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
• Friend: You're so crazy.
• Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
• Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
• Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
• Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
• Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
• Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
• Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
• Mom: Stop changing channels--
• Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.